What really happens in Deadwood...

     It may have been the summer of love for Randal… but I will remember 2006 as the year without a summer! In fact there was hardly any real love for anyone by that time in this little town, only lots of the wrong kind of sex… and with girls as young as 13 I am sorry to report! (And I am afraid it continues to this day, now into the spring of 2010)... But before we go into such a wicked topic I must try to explain my involvement.

     Normally I tried not to think much about sex at that time… mostly because by 2006 it had been about five years since I had given up having sex for what seemed at the time like the rest of my life! (Or maybe I should have said my wife had given it up at age 45 due to her cancer)… In 2001 I thought I was noble enough to remain faithful to her for whatever time she had left here on earth! To be completely truthful... I also did not think I would still be complaining about this almost ten years later either! (The Internet said she had somewhere between two and five years left). In reality I did not even quite make it another five years after the "summer of love" before I ran off and dipped into a younger woman... Who it appears felt obligated enough to offer me a taste of the fountain of youth back in Nebraska one night! (To be totally accurate, it was very early in the morning... and it was actually the very same morning I was scheduled to get my left eye worked over while they removed the cancer growing behind it). At the time I remember I was very frightened... I was not scared of the cancer thing (I am to the point of welcoming death by now), I was actually afraid I was not going to be able to satisfy this young woman in bed.

I knew after it happened that this starts you down that road towards evil, with the rest of the weaker people living on this earth... (in what many say are these turbulent final days for life as we know it).

     My “BAD” dad would have undoubtedly said I should have simply let that girl rot in the Hayes County jail… After all, she did steal my Limo and wrecked it while trying to wrestling cattle. (That was before she had to break into her own motel room while naked or took that dog for a ride).

STOP… BACK UP… WAIT A MINUTE. (Maybe I better explain that a little better… when I read what I wrote down there it sounded more like the report filled out by that ignorant cop)! If I do not explain her actions some of you perverted people will get the wrong idea about this kind-hearted girl named Heidi. You know, the same girl that crawled on top of me after some liquid courage... and ended a faithful marriage vow that had lasted for 37 years!

 (When she told the cops that she took the bull calf and the farm dog to have something to play with, she meant it differently than they made it sound)... Yes, she might get drunk and go crazy at times, but she does not have sex with animals! As a matter of fact... during her interviews on this subject one thing remained constant in every discussion about her "bits & pieces" that so many men have abused in her past. Heidi clearly stated she willing preferred only sex involving the correct opening, and liked it more when her husband waited until she was ready! Her words were "while I lay wide open and fully alert... with complete caution" as if to be watching his back. She wants no man who is without live seed, and requires all seed to be properly placed inside of her... She wants no part of any kind of oral sex or manual stimulation other than maybe a bit of attention to her breasts! "Those nipples were for my children... you can tease the bits that surround them if you please" (She refers to the bumps within the darkened area). She even makes jokes like "Oh really... and you were going to kiss me with that mouth" when her partner tried to go on down there! Or maybe, "Now don't be probing around in my pieces, you're not a doctor". She said to be a perfect sex act worth storing in memory there must be time allowed for a totally completed act of intercourse... meaning talking first, followed by holding and kissing, followed by fondling and petting, then followed by the actual act of sexual intercourse! Also, only after you are committed lovers... just as "God intended it to be, when he created man in his own image" she would say... Otherwise it is not "making love" and is more like just having sex to relieve tension or put someone to sleep! 

That sexual act with me was more along that line... and not really her fault; I had spent way too much money on her the day I got her out of jail! (The outfit, boots, and makeup would have been more than enough to cause her to surrender her body in complete submission… Add the hair dye and those silly nails, followed by dinner and dancing)! Oh ya, I forgot to mention the skittles she had before those three beers! (Skittlin' is when you take too much cold medicine, it makes you high & dry... hot too, then you must drink lots of beer and dance it off).

I forgot to mention that skittlin' is very dangerous. It will kill her before long unless I break her of this habit! I should have argued with her more about that than about having sex...

I also told her I might be too old and too tired, but that strip-tease to MTV had a strange effect on the old dead-head… and it was game on! She then wasted no time... Using those long arms and legs to crawl over me as I faced her, half propped up against the pillows at the other end of that bed. Once in position it happened very fast... using one hand to pull down the sheet she spit in the other one before positioning the old rooster. The next movement was slow and steady, placing it inside of herself without much difficulty. I am not really sure if I made the eight second ride... but I am pretty sure this was not her first rodeo! (I must go into more detail about that later... first I want to say a bit more about me while I am still alive)!

I got a late start in life as far as having sex... well OK, sex with someone else in the room anyway. That did not happen until college and I was married shortly afterwards. My wife never turned me down and always enjoyed it a great deal, until the third cancer surgery... But she never felt the need to play any active part in our marriage bed. That was OK by me too, mostly because I did not know any different at first... and later I liked it because it was about the only time I was in charge. (I am another one of those "all about me kinda guys" I guess). Neither of us ever cheated either, although after moving to Deadwood I thought about it many times while working with strippers and other girls who were "players" in this field. I did not know anything about sex in this position, but I recommend you try it before you reach 58! I really felt like a young man again… for at least the typical 2.2 minutes anyway, I even adjusted the knobs a bit. (Sorry about that... I couldn't help myself... I mean, they were right there bouncing around in front of me... And they were now bigger than I thought and also getting a bit out of time... If she would have give me a minute or two I might have come up with a few more reasons too)! Actually, to be totally honest... I could tell she was not enjoying herself and I “lost it” even before the typical “ride time” she had spoken of during that one interview about her long sex life before she had experienced her first climax. Within another minute she had recovered her composer and put on some safe clothing before snuggling up against me to get some much needed sleep before our long trip back to the hills in that snowstorm.

     Only a week before this we had all been at my parent’s home for Sunday dinner. Her boyfriend had been to the farm many times before and always looked forward to my mother’s style of home cooking. Dad fixed our chainsaw and gave us enough gas and oil to run it for several days… He also took a liking to this nice looking girl and gave her the friendliest cat on the place. (Randal’s plan was to have lots of sex and finally get his silly porn movie while hiding out at my old homestead with Heidi! This would last until I could use his testimony against the drug people who were causing us all that trouble in Deadwood. Our original plan was to get the drug ring to leave town, or go to jail where they belonged... Maybe even get some of the young girls into rehab! Heidi’s plan was to enjoy some serious sex with this young man and try to make enough money to file for divorce and get her girls back… She also wanted to give birth to a boy before she was too old to conceive. My plan was to get the place cleaned up using this all this extra free labor… And shoot a sexy video so we could make the money necessary to take on the king-pin of what we later found out was a 400 million dollar cocaine operation, supplying a large area of the Midwest).

More on that later... I know, most of you only want the SEXY parts. (That's OK, I already got over six hours of video and you will find most of it in good time... You may also want to save each clip you like and make your own movie later)! But first, you must know more about why she did this wicked thing!

     Heidi is 34… she grew up all alone not far from the Mississippi river, at the edge of the mountains in Tennessee! Her mother had wrongfully been place in jail when she was very little. This woman also cannot speak... and although Heidi learned to "sign" she has never been able to find out why that unknown man sold her mother's body for drugs or if he was the one that abused her. (Look closely at the video when I was helping her shave the now famous "bits & pieces" before she allowed the close up shots)! While protecting her clitoris I also noticed it was totally irresponsive and appeared damaged... Notice the lack of reaction while testing it with the shave head removed from the vibrating shaver! I am almost positive someone has placed a wood-burner or soldiering iron tip against both sides of it while she was still too young to tell anyone! (This may also explain those terrible nightmares she has that can even result in more bruises to others close to her at that time of the night! If only her mind could ever be placed in a trance... or she was not so intelligent, maybe someone could get her to tell of it while under hypnosis). After she was orphaned, and about to disappear… Her elderly grandfather took her in and removed her from the public view until her teen years. (I must add, against the wishes of almost everyone in her own family)!

She says very little about this time of her life living at the end of that road... Not at least until she got to ride the bus and go to a real high school. There was some mention of a boy on this road who she did grow quite fond of... until he died in a car wreck just before they turned 16 and started having sex. (She added... "but that didn't really matter, not long afterwards somebody did her under the bleachers and told everyone about it at school. After that she was just another whore and couldn't go on a date without letting them do it first). From the many stories of this time of her life I would have to say she pretty much raised herself… and may not have actually had a break from those bad times yet! (She soon decided if she was a whore it would be better if she got paid for it so she ran away to New Orleans and tried it for almost a month before she got held captive by three black men that hurt her real bad). I think the one named Sam finally turned her loose and she tried to go home one more time after that... without much luck or any good fortune!

(At almost 19 she was again on the road, where she got “swept off” her feet by a fellow just back from the war… The next 14 years she followed him around the big cities and gave birth to three girls, one of them in a bathroom)! I think he did a lot of things both right and wrong... and I know she loved him dearly. I also think she remained loyal while helping him do most of this work… I know for sure she is very strong, and knows more than most about heavy equipment, a great deal about construction, and a few things about mechanic work. (And yes... she can also cook, sew, and clean house... but that kind of work gets done better when it is her idea, not yours). Part of her last year with him... ending during the summer of 2009, included the use and selling of something called Meth out in Salt Lake City. (Which is undoubtedly what put him in prison and later caused the Mormons to take away her children when she failed to provide for them). I know for sure when someone mentions drugs around her she refuses to take part and begins to talk about her babies… Although she remains strong, firm, and committed... look closely at the video and notice one tiny little tear in each eye! I know for sure she is strong enough to beat up a cop while drunk and it takes two strong men of almost six feet to get her out of danger. (I have some interesting pictures and video shot during the Deadwood Mari Gras that will clearly show enough to understand that statement beyond question of even the most doubtful among us). 

This video also shows what happens when a purebred blue-blooded hybrid drinks too much hard liquor! (Note: some people have not signed a release yet)!

Heidi still does not believe that is her on this video... she is just not that way, everybody knows that!!!? (Actually it is the alcohols in Heidi that you see here).

If her boyfriend had not gotten himself in trouble he might have been able to control her better than we did too. (We know now that she should not ever drink again)!

I also know for sure she is far more religious than I ever was as a Catholic and has been a strong witness for Jehovah for at least the last 12 years. I was also told the Mormons do not like those people standing in any doorways in Utah and she might need to get those girls back before too long… the oldest one is already 13 now!

I must change the subject... before I say something I will regret!

Somebody wrote a song once! (I wish I could find it and see what the other words say).

If you could only see me now…

As I stand hidden in the trees, and knee-deep in all that snow!

(In fact only God and those geese can see me right now).

AS I STAND WITH MY HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR AND ASK MY BROTHERS IF THEY TRULY HAVE ANY MERCY FOR THIS WIDOW AND ORPHAN…

But... if the truth be known, I am no longer worthy to do that in front of any simple mortal man. And if God is still out there somewhere… he must be too busy saving others right now.

For a time I wanted to be saved too, (mostly so I could help save people like Heidi I think). But that was very selfish of me… and now I have also had that sex night with her, which changed our relationship! I no longer have any right to stand at her side or protect her for any remaining time I may have left.

Maybe I forgot to mention it yet, but last year I got cancer for Christmas! Let me tell you... that can be a life-changing moment. (And everyone around you is affected as well. You need to watch what you say about it afterwards too).

The cancer is behind my once-dominant left eye, and must be getting closer to my brain… it hurts a little all the time now! Hopefully I will get all these videos and pictures served to the net before the big hand gets to twelve. (And that VA hospital had gone to all the trouble to set up my surgery with a nice bunch of specialists... I missed all five scheduled procedures and remain here, a thousand miles away and continuing on... moving even farther the wrong way)!

It's all good though... my kids are all over thirty, my grandkids will forget about me in time! (Some of them may be better off if they do not really know me as I have become now).

My biggest concern is for the safety of Randal and Heidi actually... and neither of them have much of anybody else left and my family will never understand much of what has happened! I should also add, normally even family want very little to do with drugs or the crazy actions involving the people surrounding such things... Also those who do not feel they need calm advice or other types of help! (Those two at times act too crazy to be left unguarded). Even if they are alone together they are not safe. If they both go full-blown manic at the same time they could easily kill each other for sure... (I have a video of one mild fight I witnessed and it is obvious they are strong enough not to stop until it is too late)!

I also did some very interesting video of what they called manic sex... the next time they try that they better do it on rented furniture! (And that session cost me more equipment than the run-away Hill-Climb at the Sturgis Bike Rally).

They both think we are going to make a fortune selling this "porno" thing... I'm sure glad they did not go to any adult video stores to check out the competition! (They would have bought a few toys and threw me out of that tight little camper a month ago... In fact, that was something they were doing already... every time they noticed my batteries were dead and I was just sitting there with my mouth open).

I must continue this work though... I have been told more than once I will need some serious money to fight those powerful drug people! Mostly because that coke is costing lots of other people all their money and those young girls in their sex operation are getting worse... several have already died and a few more are missing. 

I am not totally for sure how to make money with nothing but some amateur sex video and a boring story about a wicked "sex for drugs" scam in Deadwood either!

(I have talked with some experts about it and they are checking with their experts at the time of this writing).

In the meanwhile I must play you one naughty video at the end of each page... as promised.

This next video was shot on the fifth day after we moved to our third "safe" hideout. (We had to leave the other one quickly, when I was falsely reported dead after that shootout in Deadwood with all the Terry's in town).

The scene was shot only a few hours after the second time I had seen Heidi in action after drinking hard liquor! The third time she went on a crime spree that would have made Bonnie and Clyde proud...

(Earlier on this morning she had agreed to clean out the junk left in several unused rooms of this old house... most of it by other workers I have had there in years past. Shortly after that she found a brand new bottle of liquor and went for a walk instead).

I had just survived a sleepless night... as an uncommon late-spring snowstorm had come in from the northwest on the fourth evening. The clouds had not appeared until late in the day and caught me somewhat unprepared. I moved them into the Limo after we built a small fire in a safe location out of the wind inside the house. We had hobo dinners when the coals were hot and they went to sleep several hours after dark around 8:30, I remained up to tend the fire and "pull" the night shift again. (They liked that... it would give them more privacy for the loving in the dark she liked so much)! Also, after giving them a job for the day I would try to sleep in one of the vehicles and allow them more time alone together, which they also thought was more fun than trying to work alongside me all day like we did for the month before while hiding up in the hills! (Every day so far they now made a feeble attempt to do something constructive... Then figure out an excuse for not knowing quite how to continue whatever project I had hoped to get done).
Shortly after that they normally grabbed a few beers each and went on a walk in a new direction somewhere on this property! By the fourth day they had explored most of the other abandon homesteads and tree claims on the entire 500 acres! They had also drank almost all the beer and we were fighting constantly about who should do the work that was not getting done. (We had already burned up most of the collected firewood while cooking or enjoying an evening campfire. She had only cleaned one room in four days and swept parts of the floor in two more... The closest thing she did to cooking was to make a few sandwiches the first day and put some hotdogs on a stick for us the second night). Randal used his chainsaw for almost ten minutes the first day before dulling the chain in the dirt... he had been searching for his file ever since that time. In any argument they always said they had now fallen totally in love with this place and wanted to remain here and make babies forever... so what was the rush? They planned to use some of their Porno profits to buy it from me anyway. (I must remind you neither of them have ever held a real job very long and both have lived out of a suitcase most of their lives).

The last night Heidi was to sleep at this location it was in a make-shift bed Randal set up in the back of the Limo. About every two hours I would go out and start the car to run the heater until it was comfortable for them... Around 4:30 in the morning I fell asleep while it was running and wasted some gas before it got hot enough to wake me up! I also let the fire go out and had to start over using only my candle to get everything going again. At about six I made coffee and took it out to them... she actually got up and we had a visit in my "fire" room as we drank the pot of coffee together. (She agreed they had accomplished nothing the first week and she promised to get him to do more work in the future. She ask me why I did not shoot any more pictures or video of their fun times together and wondered if I was also now somewhat ashamed after my visit with what she called the "good people" back at the farm! I promised to get the AC inverter going, recharge all batteries, and begin that work as soon as possible).  She also agreed to clean more on the house that day and get him to start on the basement rooms as well... (Randal got up around 8 and did a bit of cleaning with me before I was sure he had enough to work for at least the four hours a day we had all agreed on before coming here). I got the power inverter hooked to the car battery and went to sleep around 9:30... Heidi and her cat were already missing by that time! I was awaken by Randal shortly after noon... he was hungry, as they had long before consumed all the "junk food" I bought for emergencies!

He was also getting a real kick out of his drunken girlfriend... that had reappeared out in the pile of dead trees not far from the house! When I got to her she was missing one of my expensive old west boots. My coat was torn and she was wedged into the V of a fallen tree so badly I could not get her out... she had also wet her pants while crying for help! I blew my top at Randal, as he once again had let me down. He had also unplugged my chargers and plugged in the laptop instead, to play some music while he finish off the last of the beer!

He agreed we should get her out of the tree pile and get some dry pants on her while it was still warm. I went searching for things and found the half gone bottle, my boot, and her ID with the pistol belt. I starved Randal and told her no coffee until she got us some more firewood. I went back out to finish setting up the Limo as her new bedroom before placing her there to sober up... That was when Randal found our missing money. (It was in her "digs" bag that contained all the fancy clothes... he was looking for his missing CD, which was also recovered). When I went to get her she made a play for me sexually for the first time! (Up until now we had a "professional" relationship with several goals... like keeping Randal safe and shooting a good Porno. I think she did it either to get Randal jealous or maybe just to get his attention... it sure got my attention). I got away from her before she hurt me much and went in to find out if Randal knew what her new game was. We got her free and changed her pants using Randal's extra pair... he even put one of his depends on her and she agreed to get some firewood. It was about 2 in the afternoon and now getting much warmer! The wind was changing and also becoming less of a problem. We went into the house and discussed doing some more naughty video work. He agreed to get more of my work done if I would do another video. (He had just finished counting that money... none was missing and we left it on the counter while he went searching for her. Randal said her period was now over she was undoubtedly just extra horny today... he would take care of that)! It was not too long afterwards when I found her in the trees again... I also had one battery charged by then. Randal ask if this video could be shot up close so he could watch it on the little camera screen later. I was in for a few surprises during this scene, but Heidi let nature take it's course! (Although we never did figure out how she got into the house and took all our money again... this time tucked into her diapers). 

Go on to the next page to find out what happened next!